Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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