Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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