Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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