things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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