In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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