are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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