There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
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There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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