Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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