I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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