let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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