he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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