Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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