He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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