the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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