Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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