ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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