Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
