How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
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I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
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I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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