Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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