school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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