just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
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Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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