but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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