im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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