Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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