So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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