she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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