you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
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captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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