i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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