Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Buhtt sex?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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