just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Say something about gay babies.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
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I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
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Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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