she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
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You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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