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(617): View more from Massachusetts

she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom

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(253): View more from Washington

Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.

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(305): View more from Florida

woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...

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(239): View more from Florida

I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.

(615): View more from Tennessee

My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.

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(347): View more from New York

Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it

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(786): View more from Florida

You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick

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