I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Randomize
