I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
how drunk are you?
Several
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