I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
its liver damage thursday
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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