Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
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If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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