haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
