Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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