can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
