love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
