The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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