I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.