so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
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you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.