i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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