i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
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I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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