Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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