we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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