I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
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He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?