There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
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Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂