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(615): View more from Tennessee

so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me

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(615): so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me http://tfl.nu/hnft

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Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!

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(913): Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life! http://tfl.nu/nhg0

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he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?

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(717): he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks? http://tfl.nu/42dk

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I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea

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(978): I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea http://tfl.nu/kyal

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.

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(617): after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case. http://tfl.nu/63mj

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So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?

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This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?

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(605): So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win? (720): This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok? http://tfl.nu/drjm

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(512): View more from Texas

Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...

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(512): Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation... http://tfl.nu/vkji

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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.

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(979): We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing. http://tfl.nu/hvhg

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(419): View more from Ohio

i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid

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(419): i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid http://tfl.nu/fwn3

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I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.

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(210): I want to break his glasses with my pelvis. http://tfl.nu/5x22

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I had to warn the neighbors

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Warn them about what?! It's noon

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"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...

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(914): I had to warn the neighbors (757): Warn them about what?! It's noon (914): "Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess... http://tfl.nu/j7iv

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I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.

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(419): I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina. http://tfl.nu/vhcx

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(303): View more from Colorado

Kings cup with teenagers tonight

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Done deal

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(303): Kings cup with teenagers tonight (1-303): Done deal http://tfl.nu/i22o

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(208): View more from Idaho

Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.

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(208): Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache. http://tfl.nu/ndot

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(661): View more from California

He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.

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(661): He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now. http://tfl.nu/04nu

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