when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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