i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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