I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
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We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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