i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
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seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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