I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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