update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize