The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
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I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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