I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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