He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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