my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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