But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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